You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch, Esq.

Post 149050 by electronslave deleted for the following reason: I'm glad you're working on stuff, but askme isn't really the place to apologize to people (in specific or in abstract) and this is feeling more like you chatting about your mental state than trying to get a concrete answer to a clear question. Maybe figure out what the core question is and try again next week? -- cortex

Recycle your corporate laptops for a good cause

Post 149032 by geekP1ng deleted for the following reason: This is not what Ask Metafilter is for, at all. -- cortex

Ween Chicago presale?

Post 148877 by boognish deleted for the following reason: this is not what askme is for. -- jessamyn

choosing monogamy

Post 148821 by whalebreath deleted for the following reason: Yeah, this is fairly chatty. -- cortex

Misery, in need of company

Post 148814 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- jessamyn

What's on your "wanderlist" ?

Post 148771 by gacxllr9 deleted for the following reason: This is pretty much chatfilter. -- cortex

Legal Research Filter

Post 148724 by thermopolis deleted for the following reason: poster's request. -- jessamyn

I don't feel like getting up... do I HAVE to?

Post 148700 by Pirate-Bartender-Zombie-Monkey deleted for the following reason: This would be an ok legal question if it wasn't framed as outragefilter. As a result, this whole question is a mess. -- vacapinta

Simple Question

Post 148694 by 31d1 deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but this is chatfilter -- vacapinta

Help me find widely held, irrational turn-ons men have about women

Post 148677 by alternateuniverse deleted for the following reason: please talk to us about using multiple accounts on AskMe. -- jessamyn

In Sync

Post 148640 by ecorrocio deleted for the following reason: Chatfilter. -- cortex

If someone gave you a surprise test on the last book you read for pleasure, what grade would you get?

Post 148591 by annalem deleted for the following reason: This is chatfilter. -- cortex

Define success.

Post 148110 by xm deleted for the following reason: Chatfilter. -- cortex

Do books matter any more?

Post 147937 by fhaugen deleted for the following reason: It's hard to see this as a genuinely answerable question so much as the prompt for a general bull session, and honestly askme is not a place to go explicitly looking for a flame war. -- cortex

nice gay genes... where'd you get em?

Post 147907 by crawfo deleted for the following reason: Chatfilter. This really isn't the sort of question askme is in a position to answer. -- cortex

Numerology and the entertainment industry?

Post 147849 by defmute deleted for the following reason: the obvious answer is "no" and it doesn't look like there's a way to get at a more complex answer here. -- jessamyn

The most pervasive, trivial irrationalities of everyday life

Post 147699 by kid A deleted for the following reason: Chatfilter. -- cortex

difference between dada and surrealism

Post 147694 by cathec deleted for the following reason: homeworkfilter -- mathowie

hm

Post 147618 by leotrotsky deleted for the following reason: This doesn't really feel like an askme question. -- cortex

What does your favorite city smell like?

Post 147553 by colfax deleted for the following reason: Chatfilter. -- cortex

WHY DOESN'T GOOGLE WANT TO TELL ME WHAT DAY IT IS?

Post 147511 by shipbreaker deleted for the following reason: this is kind of chatfilter -- mathowie

Losing weight through alternate day dieting?

Post 147404 by Kalepa deleted for the following reason: This is a poll question with a bit of a marketing feel to it. If the diet is working for you, whats the question here exactly? -- vacapinta

I left a message at the number that called me, and on another number that was recommended on a "who called me" internet site.

Post 147396 by juliplease deleted for the following reason: At poster's request -- mathowie

When that which shall happen hasn't yet happened

Post 147290 by finite deleted for the following reason: at poster's request -- mathowie

You in 4000 BC

Post 147209 by butwheresthesushi deleted for the following reason: Its not clear there is a question to be answered here and, as such, comes across as chatfilter -- vacapinta