Is it easier to smuggle booze into Bonnaroo or is it easier to just find it in the campsite

Post 90243 by carefulmonkey deleted for the following reason: yeah this is all sorts of broken, this question. -- jessamyn

Web remote control

Post 90226 by wongcorgi deleted for the following reason: Please don't use spare accounts to shave all of thirteen minutes off the 1-week askme wait. -- cortex

What's going on in the North West of England?

Post 90172 by Tnuocca deleted for the following reason: This is the sort of thing that people generally use blogs for, not askme. -- cortex

Can I break off my long-term relationship and leave my girlfriend feeling empowered?

Post 90083 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- cortex

Sing to me

Post 90038 by Snoogylips deleted for the following reason: chatfilter - what is the problem to be solved here? -- jessamyn

What would you bring on a weekend trip to a small island?

Post 90012 by fjardt deleted for the following reason: Chatfilter. -- cortex

Need marriage help, stat.

Post 89969 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

Should women expect guys to pursue them aggressively?

Post 89912 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

a good psychiatrist is Dubai

Post 89903 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

Do you recall: online community causes confusion by posting stuff up all over in real life?

Post 89870 by unmake deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- cortex

Olive Myself Too Much

Post 89779 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

The US has not tortured. Who says true?

Post 89777 by GernBlandston deleted for the following reason: chatfilter "poll the audience" question. -- jessamyn

Pls suggest me some good cocktails.

Post 89769 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- jessamyn

Are you disowned or ever been threatened to be disowned?

Post 89661 by KimikoPi deleted for the following reason: this sort of seems like a "poll the audience" question. if there's a problem you're trying to solve, please bring a little more detail. -- jessamyn

What makes a mom great?

Post 89617 by cocoagirl deleted for the following reason: this is a very nice question, but it's not a great question for AskMe, it's chatty and lacks a problem to be solved. It might be better suited for chattier sites. -- jessamyn

...you look pretty well fed to me (obviously).

Post 89550 by allkindsoftime deleted for the following reason: This is pretty I'll-go-first chatfiltery, and the second let's-talk-words question today, which is feeling like one too many and not a great trend to let foster. You're welcome to post it you-know-where if you like. -- cortex

help me pimp myself out

Post 89450 by whiskey point deleted for the following reason: you should really probably redo this to not look like a "do my homework for me" question and get your question to be more of a question about what specifically you would like help with. -- jessamyn

The Library of Improbable Events

Post 89191 by JParker deleted for the following reason: This is pretty much undiluted chatfilter. -- cortex

Help me reformat my hard drive in single user mode (mac).

Post 89035 by rosethorn deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- jessamyn

What would the Drake Equation be for works of science fiction?

Post 88852 by STHayden deleted for the following reason: Yeah, this is pretty much chatfilter, and yeah, it'd be totally welcome over at Big Big Question. -- cortex

How far does it go?

Post 88842 by jhighmore deleted for the following reason: you may want to ask this as a science question with a little less chatfilter and with a better title next week. -- jessamyn

Test Post

Post 88435 by pb deleted for the following reason: This concludes our test. -- pb

My worst nightmare has become true: I've turned 30! What now?

Post 88345 by dcrocha deleted for the following reason: You don't appear to have an actual question here, other than "am I awesome or what?" Askme is for solving problems, not patting yourself on the back. -- cortex

Should I get a lobotomy?

Post 88270 by bumper314 deleted for the following reason: this is not a good question for AskMe, please check in with the MeTa thread if you have questions. -- jessamyn

What was that site?

Post 88149 by smitt deleted for the following reason: I'm glad you got your question answered, but questions about site-related stuff (including "didn't I see x on mefi" questions) should go to Metatalk, not AskMe. -- cortex

How much space, if printed up, would all the laws that apply to me take up?

Post 88142 by __ deleted for the following reason: I'm a big old sucker for silly math, but this is a pretty ridiculous question right here. -- cortex

How to let it go

Post 88090 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

Which crazy should I be?

Post 88068 by inactivist deleted for the following reason: "Let's brainstorm fake illnesses" seems like really not a great idea for askme for a couple of different reasons. -- cortex

...

Post 88055 by dblanchard deleted for the following reason: oops? -- mathowie

Psychology Question

Post 88005 by socialpsychologist deleted for the following reason: If you're running a survey, submit it as a post to the Projects section of the site. This is not what AskMe is for. -- cortex

help me spam religious spammers

Post 87848 by brinkzilla deleted for the following reason: revengefilter posts are against the rules. -- jessamyn

What is the Most Misogynistic Song You Know Of?

Post 87836 by jjjjjjjijjjjjjj deleted for the following reason: This thread is turning into a hate-on and a chatfilter discussion of misogyny. It started out on a bad foot thanks to putitng "suck it bitch" on the front page of AskMe and then became a thread full of vile invectives where people continued to post lyrics after we asked you to post links. At this point it's in MetaTalk, maybe we can continue this discussion there, it's just gross and unpleasant in here. -- jessamyn

Annoying business jargon...

Post 87777 by perissodactyl deleted for the following reason: This is pretty much chatfilter. "Tell me things you hear that you hate" Not really a problem to be solved here. -- mathowie

men's (casual) fashion basics/theory resources?

Post 87754 by puloxor deleted for the following reason: This seems like a plug for the nerd fashion site -- mathowie

A question about home insurance and foreclosure.

Post 87672 by cda deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- jessamyn

greatest inventions ever

Post 87656 by cogneuro deleted for the following reason: chatfilter. -- jessamyn

What are the answers to these history test questions?

Post 87575 by shmegegge deleted for the following reason: I dunno, april fools jokes on ask mefi are kinda meh -- mathowie

how can i disable ask's april fools prank?

Post 87571 by mailbox125 deleted for the following reason: mefi related posts need to go in metatalk. -- jessamyn

Workplace Etiquette

Post 87557 by kittyprecious deleted for the following reason: The trick is to disguise his family as a jokey April Fools askme post. -- cortex