Please help me do damage control with (former?) friends, if I even can.

Post 240148 by dekathelon deleted for the following reason: Hey, OP, please contact us using the contact form. Thanks. -- LobsterMitten

How to decide between 2 Grad Programs: Chicago vs Boston

Post 240107 by TRUELOTUS deleted for the following reason: This is kind of a mess and it's not clear how to fix it. Drop us a line at he contact form and we'll get it sorted out. -- restless_nomad

What's the best tool to read long metafilter threads offline ?

Post 240089 by motdiem2 deleted for the following reason: It's a fine question, but seeing as how relates to Metafilter specifically, would you mind posting it to MetaTalk? Thank you! -- goodnewsfortheinsane

What are you going to do with your body after you die?

Post 240075 by Bobby Bittman deleted for the following reason: This could go in Jobs, but it doesn't work for AskMe. -- restless_nomad

Relation between TV programme "Loose Women" and Paul McKenna?

Post 239991 by Musashi Daryl deleted for the following reason: This is a bit confusing as framed - if you are just asking for a discussion/people's general thoughts on these, then the question is chatfilter. -- LobsterMitten

Rhyme and Meter

Post 239896 by slowlikemolasses deleted for the following reason: Double. -- restless_nomad

Why does religion inspire love for some and hate for others?

Post 239819 by dargerpartridge deleted for the following reason: This is over-broad, and you're asking people to speculate on a topic that's likely to start fights, and you're better off asking your professor about this directly. -- LobsterMitten

I need an in depth example in each of the 6 major art forms

Post 239803 by lite deleted for the following reason: I'm not sure how this is not a "do my homework for me" question. You don't even indicate which examples you already have. -- jessamyn

2013: Hypnosis in the Media

Post 239515 by Musashi Daryl deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, but this is completely unclear, and not a question that people can answer. -- taz

Piety, the filial kind

Post 239447 by bigasthesky deleted for the following reason: Heya, as presented this is really really wide open chatfilter. -- cortex

Choose Your Poison

Post 239327 by Julia F***ing Sugarbaker deleted for the following reason: I'm not sure this is really a good Ask Metafilter sort of situation here. -- cortex

Huddleboard

Post 239308 by BlueMarble72 deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but not what Ask Metafilter is for. -- taz

Boston Bombing

Post 239248 by CollectiveMind deleted for the following reason: I don't think this an answerable question at this point. The news is too recent to thoroughly analyze the media's motivations, and little is known as yet about the make-up of the explosive devices. -- goodnewsfortheinsane

Name/domain for private photo network for parents.

Post 239154 by signal deleted for the following reason: Hey, we really can't have a contest structure for this. Hit us up at the contest form if you want to reword. -- restless_nomad

Origins and Justifications for the Sponsor Me Doing X Charity Activity?

Post 239057 by mary8nne deleted for the following reason: This is a rant, not a question. -- restless_nomad

What's the last thing that made you laugh?

Post 239053 by biscuits deleted for the following reason: Heya, this is more anecdote than question and is pretty much chatfilter as presented. -- cortex

What does laziness look like?

Post 239015 by iamleda deleted for the following reason: Sorry, this is pretty much chatfilter, not much of a question to answer or problem to solve here. -- mathowie

Possible to decrypt without the .pfx file?

Post 238901 by routergirl deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- jessamyn

Cramming Bad

Post 238884 by buzzkillington deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- cortex

Latin pronunciation help

Post 238864 by kalapierson deleted for the following reason: Heya, this sort of "do this task for me" thing is more something to post over on jobs.metafilter.com than what Ask Metafilter is meant for. -- cortex

I Feel That My Life Lacks Excitement. What Do I Do?

Post 238825 by Toasty deleted for the following reason: Heya, I totally appreciate where you're coming from but if you've mostly got a rant rather than a specific question, that's not really what Ask Metafilter is for. -- cortex

Anyone remember this image blog about rich people's playthings?

Post 238674 by xdvesper deleted for the following reason: Heya, this really belongs over on MetaTalk - please feel free to repost it there. -- LobsterMitten

purplish-blue rectangle possibly flag with white x through it.

Post 238637 by iamcharity deleted for the following reason: This is completely opaque. You can reach us at the contact form if you have questions.-- LobsterMitten

Which movies are well-named?

Post 238512 by omar.a deleted for the following reason: This is sort of a "let's talk about these 250 titles" list. Can you maybe narrow down why you are asking people to do this for you? -- jessamyn

What's the longest it's taken to finally become friends with someone?

Post 238429 by earthquakeglue deleted for the following reason: Hey, with a much more concrete problem to be solved this is pretty much chatfilter. -- cortex

Advice for 'crowdfunding' etc for sick friend

Post 238414 by anonymous deleted for the following reason: Poster's request -- cortex

Scary Termination Letters- Need Graduate Math Courses Stat.

Post 238389 by bquarters deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- jessamyn

I don't know why I am having anxiety about my happy relationship?

Post 238382 by Chelsaroo650 deleted for the following reason: This needs to be much shorter and more specific to work as a question on Ask Metafilter. Contact us if you want to go over a new draft together. -- goodnewsfortheinsane