How to get this guy, i will go crazy?

Post 243789 by Jasna88 deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but this is basically incoherent; you need to briefly and clearly state what your question is, using full words and sentences. Also, please understand that Ask Metafilter is not for updates on or chatting about your personal life, but for asking specific concrete questions. -- taz

Looking for creative ideas to grow my new real estate business.

Post 243749 by mistermc deleted for the following reason: Heya, as a question asking about how to promote your business this feels a little too much like you're actually trying to promote your business on the front page of askme as written. -- cortex

Should school kids today double down or leave the table?

Post 243662 by overeducated_alligator deleted for the following reason: Without a problem to be solved this is just a rant and/or chatfilter. Maybe email us to see if it can be rephrased? -- jessamyn

"Foods aren't good or bad. Just good and bad amounts of food."

Post 243613 by goblue_est1817 deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but an reader opinion poll is basically chatfilter -- taz

How to hook a narcissist?

Post 243400 by sabina_r deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but this not what Ask Metafilter is for -- taz

I need someone in Portland to take a picture for me

Post 243344 by Hogshead deleted for the following reason: This isn't something that AskMe can do - you can post it to Jobs if you like, though. -- restless_nomad

Home Alone

Post 243225 by wilful deleted for the following reason: Sorry but, as presented, this is chatfilter. If you have a specific problem to be solved, please contact us. -- taz

What is blackmail and what isn't?

Post 243194 by cacofonie deleted for the following reason: As a "help me understand a legal issue" this needs to be presented a little more clearly with a "why I'm asking" angle and less goofiness; as a hypothetical for hypotheticals' sake it's really kind of a no-go as chatfilter. -- cortex

Can you help my friend with his OkCupid profile?

Post 243159 by Autumn deleted for the following reason: Combination of for-a-friend, plus no real articulated question or specific details makes this not so great. Maybe get your friend an account, and they can post with more details and be able to answer questions. -- taz

How do you reconcile with a friend?

Post 243032 by dekathelon deleted for the following reason: Heya, we've talked about these questions with you previously and really need you to not basically keep asking the same thing here repeatedly. -- cortex

Ouch

Post 242929 by mammary16 deleted for the following reason: Poster's request -- restless_nomad

How can I become less reclusive and find a boyfriend?

Post 242919 by lotusmish deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but you've asked nearly 40 questions in this post. You need to concentrate on the top problem you would like to solve, with some relevant details, and save further question for separate posts. Please contact us if you have questions. -- taz

A yeller who doesn't know his own strength?

Post 242893 by R2WeTwo deleted for the following reason: This isn't really phrased in a way that's going to get you constructive responses. Feel free to contact us if you want to take a crack at rewriting it. -- restless_nomad

Dealing with betrayal

Post 242858 by Cybria deleted for the following reason: As framed, this is chatfilter; please contact us to discuss ways to make this work as an Ask Metafilter question. -- taz

How do you say hazy cosmic jive in Czech?

Post 242853 by umbĂş deleted for the following reason: I think this would work better in Jobs. -- mathowie

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir" said Alice

Post 242846 by chrono_rabbit deleted for the following reason: There isn't a question here, hit us up on the contact form for a rewrite/edit if you'd like this to get posted. -- mathowie

Continuing to freelance while on maternity leave?

Post 242804 by SeedStitch deleted for the following reason: Poster's request -- taz

How do you deal with being shunned having been accused of rape?

Post 242712 by zoologyaddict deleted for the following reason: Heya, I'm very sorry you're in a rough place right now but questions talking about suicide like this really aren't allowed on Ask Metafilter. Please check your email, and know that you can reach us directly at the contact form if you need to as well. -- cortex

What questions without answers do you have?

Post 242654 by soundproof deleted for the following reason: Sorry, this is chatfilter. -- LobsterMitten

What's getting better in the world? What's getting worse?

Post 242531 by thetruthisjustalie deleted for the following reason: This is way too broad to work here - as stated, it is chatfilter. -- restless_nomad

What was this Metafilter Music post?

Post 242457 by CyborgHag deleted for the following reason: Questions about Metafilter should properly go in Metatalk. Deleting for neatness. -- restless_nomad

Once an asshole…?

Post 242442 by anonymous deleted for the following reason: Whoops, double! -- cortex

How to treat people who can do nothing for you?

Post 242398 by sausagedoggie15 deleted for the following reason: Hey there -- people are not understanding this question at all. Maybe rephrase and ask again later? Contact us via the Contact Form if you have questions. -- jessamyn

How to discover MetaTalk postings that are about AskMeFi postings?

Post 242383 by StrawberryPie deleted for the following reason: Hi -- this question needs to go in to MetaTalk which is for talking about the site itself. You can repost it there. -- jessamyn

How secure is gmail?

Post 242298 by Wolof deleted for the following reason: Poster request -- taz

Who is the asshole: me? my boss?

Post 242282 by Jewel98 deleted for the following reason: As posed this is more like venting than a real question, please reach us at the contact form in the next hour or so if you'd like to rewrite. -- LobsterMitten

Unplanned Pregnancy Ambivalence

Post 242273 by metametacap deleted for the following reason: Heya, I understand this is a tough place to be in but as stated this is basically chatfilter. -- cortex

Why is it that we crave being special, especially as children?

Post 242087 by kitcat deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but, as presented, this is more chatfilter than a problem to be solved. -- taz