Need lawyer to parse stock option contract legalese

Post 73359 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

How to apply for a Series 7 exemption?

Post 73340 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

Scammers, scams, and scammery. The greatest cons in history.

Post 73204 by willie11 deleted for the following reason: this is a what's your favorite X chatfilter post.

Will I ever be more than hairy, oily goo wrapped in a T-Shirt?

Post 73130 by krippledkonscious deleted for the following reason: This kind of broad, open speculation on long-term future science is pretty much textbook chatfilter. Kudos on the Fallout reference, though.

Where do I stand on the issues?

Post 73062 by shotgunbooty deleted for the following reason: This is way too open-ended. Maybe try one of those president select sites (select smart?)

Getting the IP Address of a Craigslist Poster

Post 73033 by andoatnp deleted for the following reason: poster's request

I've got to hand it to the knuckleheads in this joint...

Post 72945 by history is a weapon deleted for the following reason: this is sort of a chatfilter question and doesn't really belong here.

Good Grief Charlie Brown!

Post 72925 by Kangaroo deleted for the following reason: poster's request

What are things I should know something about?

Post 72919 by mrunderhill deleted for the following reason: we've sort of done this before as an open-ended chatfilter question.

What's with this toxoplasma gondii business?

Post 72876 by Nish ton deleted for the following reason: This is a great big rant dressed up as a question. This is not what AskMe is for.

Oh Great Hive Mind, how do you feel about spanking kids, particularly in public?

Post 72804 by Brandon1600 deleted for the following reason: this is a very odd sort of chatfilter question. Asking "what do you feel about X, I'll go first" is not really a great way to get answers on AskMe, particularly on such a hot button topic.

Pre-ordering the new Radiohead album.

Post 72743 by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America deleted for the following reason: please don't use ask metafilter for stunt posts, go to the radiohead post on the blue to talk about radiohead's innovative pricing strategy.

How rich was Emperor Palpatine?

Post 72674 by brokekid deleted for the following reason: hypothetical and yet googleable?

I thought I was so clever...

Post 72654 by nintendo deleted for the following reason: Huh. This is a rare genuine askme double. There you go, nintendo!

Bad movies that Meryl is great in.

Post 72652 by asavage deleted for the following reason: Hey, internet guy, there's a little thing around here called Chatfilter that you might want to read ab—oh. Hello, Mr. Savage. Sorry about all this, but "let's chat about Meryl Streep, and good actors in bad movies in general while we're at it" is kind of out of bounds, great goddam actress or not.

Skillz: surprised by learning.

Post 72506 by craniac deleted for the following reason: whilie interesting, this is "I'll go first" chatfilter which means it might be better as a metachat topic, or possibly rephrased to have some sort of problem to be solved.

How often do you think about global catastophe?

Post 72502 by sully75 deleted for the following reason: chatfilter.

if only jonmc were here...

Post 72484 by bingo deleted for the following reason: metatalk, wtf?

CPA and Financial Advisor in Baltimore City

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Do I tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Post 72405 by anastasiav deleted for the following reason: poster's request

Engineer to host TV show

Post 72282 by UrbanAdventurer deleted for the following reason: This seems more like a job than a question, sorry.

Can you know love?

Post 72235 by Anonymous deleted for the following reason:

What's the most interesting thing you've ever heard of?

Post 72190 by penguin pie deleted for the following reason: Actually, this really, really is chatfilter. Makes for an interesting question, but it feels like there's been a sort of upswing of this sort of thing on AskMe lately and this is a pretty balls-out "let's talk about stuff" what's-your-favorite-foo prompt as presented

Help me download this film!!

Post 72131 by bradth27 deleted for the following reason: this is not what ask metafilter is for.

If they made a movie about your career

Post 72084 by thisisdrew deleted for the following reason: It's not really clear what the heck this question is supposed to be, other than pretty much chatfilter.