Where is it couth to post one's own show on Metafilter (if anywhere)?

Post 286498 by sonascope deleted for the following reason: Hey, this question could go on MetaTalk or the contact form, just not here. Sorry! -- restless_nomad

Please throw an item into an active volcano for me

Post 286410 by popechunk deleted for the following reason: Hey there, sorry, AskMe's not for soliciting favors - you can put this on Jobs if you want, though. -- LobsterMitten

I can't keep secrets

Post 286409 by rhythm_queen deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- LobsterMitten

A once great rock band that broke up gets back together - music

Post 286304 by qhosinyawi deleted for the following reason: Hey there, sorry, this is chatfilter. -- LobsterMitten

Is this DEFINITELY the kind of art I want to make? - style questions brandonboyd

Post 286250 by jitterbug perfume deleted for the following reason: Hey there, your previous question is still open, just post this in there and the people who answered there will see it in their Recent Activity. -- LobsterMitten

Share some advice/stories re: recovering from a breakup with BPD ex? - relationship borderline selfpity

Post 286170 by sweetshine deleted for the following reason: Heya, sorry you're dealing with this, but as written this is mostly just "here's how I'm feeling" without any clear concrete question that'd make it make sense for Ask MetaFilter. -- cortex

What recipe would you request to eat if you were on death row? - Amazing signature dish

Post 286085 by Jubey deleted for the following reason: Hey there, as stated this is so broad it's chatfilter, but if you get in touch with me with some narrowing specifications I can edit and repost (within the next hour or so). -- LobsterMitten

Looking for a MeFi comment for a rebuttal - argument correct harassment

Post 285857 by photoslob deleted for the following reason: Yeah, throw this up on MetaTalk instead. Thanks. -- restless_nomad

Hiring manager emails me back about a "possible position". - job interview

Post 285778 by tnar23 deleted for the following reason: Hey there, it seems like your question is basically unanswerable and the person's going to call you today anyway? -- LobsterMitten

Why do physicians garner so much respect? - doctors medicine prestige

Post 285563 by lecorbeau deleted for the following reason: Hey there, sorry, this is chatfilter. It's sometimes possible to revise, if you get in touch with me in the next hour or so. -- LobsterMitten

What scares you? Tell me a story... - horror fear scary

Post 285558 by Fenriss deleted for the following reason: Hey there, as framed this is chatfilter. It could maybe be rewritten; hit up the contact form in the next hour or so if you'd like to try. -- LobsterMitten

can i get a chase credit card from outside the USA - points program

Post 285555 by edtut deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- LobsterMitten

Help me with my 6th grade daughter's Math home work. I am stumped

Post 285494 by Beaufort deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, totally understandable to want help with this, but site guidelines include "Please do not Ask MetaFilter to do your homework" -- taz

Not OK, Cupid - dates okcupid scheduling

Post 285434 by John Cohen deleted for the following reason: This isn't working out. OP maybe you can rephrase the question to post later. -- taz

My whole life blew up out of the blue - relationship divorce breakup

Post 285423 by kbbbo deleted for the following reason: This sounds like a rough situation and I'm sorry you're dealing with it, but as written here this is way too scattered and unfocused to be an answerable question; if you want to give this another shot next week way stripped down to an answerable core question, that'd be fine. -- cortex

Therapists needed (not that kind) - Physical therapy exercises

Post 285339 by Iteki deleted for the following reason: This is not an ok way to ask a question, sorry. -- restless_nomad

My sweet little cat has just been killed in the worst possible way. - grief death violence

Post 285130 by Jubey deleted for the following reason: I'm so sorry this has happened. If you just need to talk, MeFi Chat is a better option, or mail me. Also check your MefiMail. -- LobsterMitten

So what's going to happen? - Current events

Post 285119 by catspajammies deleted for the following reason: Sorry, this is chatfilter. -- restless_nomad

Should we be concerned about cancer? - diagnosis health back

Post 285015 by drd deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- taz

Why does anyone want a fetal liver? - PlannedParenthood

Post 285014 by Chocolate Pickle deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but this is really a super-easy thing to Google; contact us if you need help -- taz

Who from MeFi contacted me right after Katrina?

Post 284996 by grimcity deleted for the following reason: This is a totally ok question to ask over on MetaTalk - please repost it there! -- restless_nomad

Walk to the Right or Die - pedestriantraffic walkingontheright petpeeves

Post 284988 by oceanview deleted for the following reason: This is a bit more of a rant than a question, sorry. -- restless_nomad

Very pregnant woman. New universal symbol for human being? - default humanbeing lady

Post 284969 by knowgood deleted for the following reason: Sorry, this isn't a question as such. -- restless_nomad

WTF is motivating this behaviour?

Post 284893 by everydayanewday deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but this is really something no one here can know, and basically more discussion fodder than a concrete problem to be solved (see chatfilter) -- taz

What are some reasons why I shouldn't kill myself? - depression abuse lifeadvice

Post 284782 by gehenna_lion deleted for the following reason: I'm sorry that you've feeling this way, but suicide questions are not allowed on AskMe. Instead, members have assembled the There Is Help listing of hotlines and email addresses that you can reach out to for direct assistance right now. -- LobsterMitten