Post 271851 by taichiofthedamned deleted for the following reason: Heya, I'm sorry you're dealing with all this, but as written this doesn't really have any concrete question in it; if you want to get ahold of us real quick about a potential rewrite, please hit up the contact form, otherwise maybe give it another shot next week with more of a focused "this is what I'm looking for/trying to specifically get help with" approach. -- cortex