"Transcendence", the movie. - Ray Kurzweil Technological

Post 259526 by CollectiveMind deleted for the following reason: Sorry, but this is chatfilter. -- taz

15 seconds with President Obama. What do you say? - potus oval office

Post 259507 by steve.wdc deleted for the following reason: If this is an actual problem to be solved, it needs that context. If not, it's just chatfilter. -- restless_nomad

Test Post II

Post 259457 by pb deleted for the following reason: Done! -- pb

Test Post

Post 259456 by pb deleted for the following reason: test complete. -- pb

What if - High

Post 259447 by lain deleted for the following reason: We are like... chatfilter, man. -- LobsterMitten

When and for how much did OSU football season tickets sell last year? - seasontickets ohiostate ohiostateuniversity

Post 259428 by crawltopslow deleted for the following reason: Sorry, AskMe can't help you if you're explicitly asking how to do something illegal. -- LobsterMitten

Her horrible diet is tearing us apart. Help! - marriage eatinghealthy eatinghabits

Post 259322 by CommonSense deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- taz

Can anyone think of some ways Poor people are smarter than Rich people? - vs 1 99

Post 259123 by sunnyblues48 deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, this is pretty much chatfilter. -- LobsterMitten

What would a giant spider smell like? - arthropod insect odor

Post 259062 by One Second Before Awakening deleted for the following reason: Sorry, this is classic chatfilter. -- LobsterMitten

What if E=2MC2? - science Einstein physics

Post 258947 by StickyCarpet deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, but this is chatfilter -- taz

What binoculars or telescope should I buy to spy on my girlfriend? - rearwindow

Post 258943 by boots deleted for the following reason: This isn't going to work as written. Hit us up at the contact form if you want to rewrite it. -- restless_nomad

This rain barrel has a hole in the bottom of it! - caulk spigot leak

Post 258872 by carsonb deleted for the following reason: poster's request -- jessamyn

Tattoos: 417, 340. What do they mean? - prison numbermeanings

Post 258721 by Incoherent Cockroach deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, but the combination of personal info here makes this way too identifying of a third party. Contact us soonish if you'd like to edit to fix that. Thanks. -- taz

Sex positions for disabled woman who can't straddle? - nsfw

Post 258708 by snow_mac deleted for the following reason: Hey, this is just a repeat of a previous question you asked, and that one is still open; AskMe doesn't really allow for asking straight-up the same question over again. -- LobsterMitten

What are some of the dynamics of the patterning of speech in daily life? - OU literature

Post 258683 by Musashi Daryl deleted for the following reason: Heya, this is sort of unclear and framed more as a discussion prompt than a concrete question. -- cortex

What is the rest of this website all about? - metafilter

Post 258614 by AppleTurnover deleted for the following reason: Answer #1 is questions about Metafilter go on MetaTalk! You can repost this there, if you like. -- restless_nomad

Guest or Customer - language

Post 258587 by Leenie deleted for the following reason: Heya, there may be an answerable "what's the etiology of this usage" question about language here if you want to try rewriting it, but as is this comes off more as a "this is annoying, amirite?" rant than a workable askme. -- cortex

Doodling on Holy books: Is it offensive and should we care? - atheism design drawign

Post 258361 by Pointless Diagrams deleted for the following reason: Hey there, sorry, this is chatfilter; AskMetafilter does not allow open-ended discussion questions like this. -- LobsterMitten

Looking for a career - engineering

Post 258356 by bmlee deleted for the following reason: Hi there - it is okay to ask for advice here, but AskMetafilter is not a place to ask for a job. If you would like to re-write your post, please contact me in the next hour or so. If you just want to tell people you are available to be hired, you can do that in the Jobs section of the site. -- LobsterMitten

Wise Folly - wisdom decisionmaking decisions

Post 258332 by mild deer deleted for the following reason: Hey there, sorry, but this is pretty much textbook chatfilter. -- LobsterMitten

too heartbroken to live? - heartrbroken sadness sad

Post 258319 by babybowrain deleted for the following reason: Heya, I'm so sorry you're in a bad place right now. This isn't the sort of question Ask Metafilter can help with, but there are some resources on this page and you are completely welcome to contact us mods at the contact form as well if you need to talk. -- cortex

Drug tests, background checks, and SWIMing felines - employment backgroundchecks drugs

Post 258255 by Strass deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, but this is maybe something to post anonymously, without the cutesy cat thing. Please contact us. -- taz

When people "do not believe in marriage", what do they mean? - wedding pieceofpaper

Post 258148 by ClaireBear deleted for the following reason: This is a bit weird and chatfiltery; seems like you already know lots of reasons why people might feel this way and for some reason are polling the site? -- LobsterMitten

Help me break free from this on/ off relationship - on-off dumped text

Post 258131 by blokefromipanema deleted for the following reason: I feel for you but with respect this reads more like a processing exercise than a concrete question. Maybe if you're looking for advice on something more specific make it about that? Contact us if you want to discuss this, we'd be happy to hash out a workable question with you. -- goodnewsfortheinsane

How does Nature 'wake up' in the Spring? - geology

Post 258128 by ebesan deleted for the following reason: I'm sorry but this needs a narrower, more specific question to work for Ask Metafilter. -- goodnewsfortheinsane

Where have all the patients gone... - hospital medicine medical

Post 258107 by latkes deleted for the following reason: This is a broad survey question that needs to be narrower and needs to be a single question not multiple related ones. -- jessamyn

Looking for a Dali essay from his collected writings. - book art translation

Post 258050 by bwonder2 deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, but it's against guidelines to use Ask Me to ask for favors. -- taz

Polyamory break up poll - breakup relationships

Post 258047 by queenba deleted for the following reason: Hi, sorry but Ask Metafilter isn't for polls or surveys. More info here, and in the FAQ. -- taz

Where to get feedback on a French play? - theater critique france

Post 258022 by ropeladder deleted for the following reason: Hey there, you can't use AskMe to directly solicit for readers. Please check your MefiMail and reply to me in the next hour or so, if you'd like me to do a minor edit and bring the post back. -- LobsterMitten

A USP for you and me - personalbranding branding

Post 258005 by cotton dress sock deleted for the following reason: Poster's request -- taz